That's right, first bad burn of the year. I am several different shades of bright red mixed with a bit of mauve, very sexy I have to say. Hopefully it will be better in a few days and I can go do it again, I am determined to get my legs tanned this year come hell or high water, I am an embarrassment to Italians, Jews, and Armenians everywhere with these day glow legs of mine... Maybe I should just make more long skirts, that would definitely be simpler. Of course that would also remove the need to have the man of my dreams slather me with lotion... meh I can live with the burning for that...
If you were not already aware, please note; McDonald's espresso is disgusting, seriously disgusting, sadly that is my only option here, so bottoms up! I think it's time to get going on the coffee house/bakery idea before this shit kills me.
Time to go dig up some breakfast, the hell with dropping down to a 3 for my wedding, he seems to like my ass just as it is anyway.
You are NOT to even ATTEMPT to drop down to a 3 for your wedding. I will NOT allow it. if I hear that nonsense again I am likely to drive my ass down there and sedate you long enough to get you on a butter-and-bacon-fat IV drip until you come back to your senses.
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I have decided that the I'm not going to attempt any particular dress size, my dress is going to be custom made to my measurements so instead I am concentrating on getting my waist to 24" I found my corset, a nice boned one, it will knock another 4" off of my middle so I will be nice and tiny :) Unfortunately my ass decided it wanted to be among the first of my body parts to start shrinking so now I have to find some padded knickers...
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