Saturday, June 11, 2011

A lobster. I am one.

That's right, first bad burn of the year. I am several different shades of bright red mixed with a bit of mauve, very sexy I have to say. Hopefully it will be better in a few days and I can go do it again, I am determined to get my legs tanned this year come hell or high water, I am an embarrassment to Italians, Jews, and Armenians everywhere with these day glow legs of mine... Maybe I should just make more long skirts, that would definitely be simpler. Of course that would also remove the need to have the man of my dreams slather me with lotion... meh I can live with the burning for that...

If you were not already aware, please note; McDonald's espresso is disgusting, seriously disgusting, sadly that is my only option here, so bottoms up! I think it's time to get going on the coffee house/bakery idea before this shit kills me.

Time to go dig up some breakfast, the hell with dropping down to a 3 for my wedding, he seems to like my ass just as it is anyway.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

I'm damn well going to make this a good day.

Updates:

I'm now engaged, my ring is a gorgeous! It's Opals, Blue Topaz, and a Sapphire in the center, shaped like a flower, all man made gems so no children were injured in the making of this ring, truly gorgeous!

I seem to have bonded with his two youngest children which is great since I will be spending half their lives taking care of them.

And today is his birthday, I successfully pulled off my surprise without a hitch, at least it appears I did, if not he's one of the best actors I've ever seen.

The day started out pretty rough, got home late last night thanks to certain peoples dumbassery, ended up in an argument and didn't get to sleep til three am, had to wake up at five thirty this morning to get him to work and then he found out he had a new partner, it was by and far a shitty thirtieth birthday. Then I brought him his present and it's been good ever since, I think it helped that I finally reactivated my cell aka leash, so now he doesn't have to worry if I'm out and about for several hours.

Now to go bake a cake and get supper stuffs together.